Monday, April 25, 2016

True, unimportant trivia just for you

Here’s a list of interesting but totally useless trivia for you to impress your friends with:




What occurs more often in December than any other month?
-- Conception
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Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the opposite sex. What is it?

-- Skinny dipping
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What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS, from every other TV show?

-- No theme song/music
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Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

-- Their birthplace. This is propinquity.
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Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

-- Obsession
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More women do this in the bathroom than men.

-- Wash their hands. Women ~ 80%, Men ~ 55%
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What do 100% of all lottery winners do?

-- Gain weight.
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In a recent survey, Americans revealed that this was their favorite smell.

-- Banana
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If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?

-- One thousand
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What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?

-- All invented by women
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Married men revealed that they do this twice as often as single men.

-- Change their underwear.

This stimulates 29 muscles and chemicals causing relaxation. Women seem to like it light and frequent, men like it more strenuous.
-- A kiss
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This is the only food that doesn't spoil.

-- Honey
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There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year.

-- Father's Day
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What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is most ironic?

-- He was allergic to carrots.
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40% of all people who come to a party in your home do this?

-- Snoop in your medicine cabinet.
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3.9% of all women surveyed say they never do this.

-- Wear underwear.
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About 1/3 of all Americans say they do this while sitting?

-- Flush the toilet.
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What person, not a "Seinfeld" regular cast member, is featured on every episode of "Seinfeld"?

-- Superman, either by name or pictures on Jerry's refrigerator.
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85% of the guys who die while having sex are doing this.

-- Cheating on their wives.




Today's Reflection:
Those penis enlargement pills you took must be working. You're a bigger dick now than you were last week.


Live Long and Prosper....

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