I'm ready for a good laugh today, how about you? Yeah? Good. Let's take a few minutes and look at some real things people do that make us know there are people in the world with an IQ lower than ours....
A Mr. Zachariah Garrett, 17, snatched a cell phone and got chased by cops. Trying to get away he made a poor choice of hideout (inside a Dumpster). His unfamiliarity with the "ringer" setting on the phone then promptly lead to his arrest. And, no, I don't know if this iPhone thief knows about Apple's iCloud, that sends the victim all of the photos the thief has been taking -but somehow I doubt it.
Here's one that shows the lack of logical thinking by bureaucrats. Idaho liquor regulators rejected selling Ogden's Own Distillery's "Five Wives Vodka" at state liquor stores because it might insult Mormons in Idaho (about 1/4 of the population), even though Ogden, of course, is in Utah. (No I did not research this to find out how good the vodka is but if you'd like to -in the name of proper research, of course - you can look on the shelf for a label with a picture of five women fixing their skirts).
Here's a biting story: Snake-handling pastor Mack Wolford, 44, of the Church of the Lord Jesus in Matoaka, W.Va., died Sunday of a rattlesnake bite. He had been profiled in Washington Post Magazine in November. The sad part is that, according to his own preaching, Mark 16:17-18 says he's going to hell. The good part is that he'll run into his dad, who died of a bite in 1983. Mack: "Praise the Lord and pass the rattlesnakes, brother." -Don't ask, some things are just beyond understanding,,,,
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