You Know You're a Redneck When... (part 1)

You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 

You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a
flyswatter.. 

Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.. 

Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years..

You burn your yard rather than mow it.. 

The Salvation Army declines your mattress.. 

Your entire family sits around waiting for a call from the governor...

You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.. 

You have the local taxidermist on speed dial..

You come back from the dump with more than you took.. 

You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.. 

Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.. 

Your grandmother has "Ammo"on her Christmas list..

You've been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys. 

 

 

Todays Reflection:

Anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die

 

Live Long and Prosper...