How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. That's a hardware problem.
One, but if he changes it, the whole building will probably fall down.
How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a software problem.
None. They just have Marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
That's not funny!
How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one since his/her hands are already in the air.
How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. God has predestined when the light will come on.
How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
CHANGE?? "But we NEVER change here!"
How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But for the light to continue, send in your donation,
thankyouverymuch!
Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. That's a hardware problem.
One, but if he changes it, the whole building will probably fall down.
How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a software problem.
None. They just have Marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
That's not funny!
How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one since his/her hands are already in the air.
How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. God has predestined when the light will come on.
How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
CHANGE?? "But we NEVER change here!"
How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But for the light to continue, send in your donation,
thankyouverymuch!
Today's Reflection:
…A study shows 700 million people worldwide would like to switch countries –please let Nancy Pelosi be one of them
…A study shows 700 million people worldwide would like to switch countries –please let Nancy Pelosi be one of them
Live Long and Prosper...…
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