New FDA Alcohol Warnings

The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles...such as:


Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
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Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like
an idiot.
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Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring
story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH
YOUR HEAD IN.
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Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like
thish.
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Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-wives are
really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
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Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
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Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named
Chuck.
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Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.
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Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
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Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space
continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of
time may seem to "literally disappear".

Today's Reflection:

How come they don't make "B" batteries?

Live Long and Prosper...