According to the story Hugo Chavez last5 week said that capitalism may be to blame for the lack of life on the planet Mars. "I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet," Chavez said in speech to mark World Water Day.
Chavez also warned that water supplies on Earth were drying up. "Careful! Here on planet Earth where hundreds of years ago or less there were great forests, now there are deserts. Where there were rivers, there are deserts," Chavez said.
El Presidente for life added that the West's attacks on Libya were about water and oil reserves. That is not really surprising considering that he probably can not conceive of the common people actually wanting something like freedom, democracy and an end to rule by a dictator….
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