Saturday, May 31, 2014

10 Things to say when you get caught sleeping at work…

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved
about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You
probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission
statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to
relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory
toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost
figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught
sleeping at work...

1. " Jesus' name. Amen."

Today's Reflection:
Disclaimer: Any errors in spelling, tact, or fact are transmission errors.

Live Long and Prosper...

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