Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Yep...Some Quickies...

I should probably apologize for these in advance -but I'm not going to:

Q. What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A. The No-bell Prize.

Q. Why is the ringling brothers circus so mind boggling?
A: Because it's in tents!

Q. Why couldn't the bike make it up the hill?
A. Because it was "two" tired!

Q. Why do baby ducks walk softly?
A. Because baby ducks can't walk, hardly.

Q. How do you start a book about ducks?
A. ...With an introducktion.

Q. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
A. Great food, no atmosphere.

Q. How to you organize a spacey party?
A. You planet.

Q. What happened to the butcher?
A. He backed into a meat cutter and got a little behind in his work.

Q. Why are soldiers so tired on April 1st?
A. Because they just had a 31 day March!

Today's Reflection:
O.K.  -So what's the speed of dark?

Live Long and Prosper... 

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