Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Retirement Questions

What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
There is not enough time to get everything done.

Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
The term comes with a 10% percent discount.

How many days in a week?
6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

When is a retiree's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it might take all day.

Why do retirees count pennies?
They are the only ones who have the time.

Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

What do retirees call a long lunch?

What is the best way to describe retirement?
The never ending Coffee Break.

What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?

Today's Reflection:
Retirement - Twice as much time, half as much money.

Live Long and Prosper...

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