He decides to see if he can actually talk to God.
"Dear Lord." He asks, "How long is a million years?"
Suddenly he hears a great but gentle voice that says, "For me it is merely like the passing of a minute."
The man is so excited he asks another question. "Lord, how much is a million dollars?"
The voice answers, "To me is is nothing. It has no more value than a penny."
So the man decided to ask; "Dear Lord, if it's not too much trouble, do you think you could get me a million dollars?'
"Yes, of course," The voice says, "This will just take a minute."
Alcohol causes amnesia
and other things I can't remember....
Live Long and Prosper...