I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the garden area for me.
A few days later he received a letter from his son:
Don't dig up the garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son:
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do for you under the circumstances.
Life is not an emergency!
Slow down and enjoy it!
Live Long and Prosper...