Thursday, October 27, 2016

A New Look

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. 

Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up?" 

God said, "No you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon hearing this, the woman decided
since she had so much more time to live, she might as well make the most of it. She stayed in the hospital and had a face lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. She even had someone change her hair color.

She was released from the hospital but while crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by a car.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years?! Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that car?"

God replied, "I would have but I didn't recognize you."






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Today's Reflection:
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you.
-Snore and you sleep alone...



Live Long and Prosper...

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