Monday, May 8, 2017

National “Give-a-Shit” Day

I’ve decided what we need in this country is at least one full day when we all gave a shit about something. Anything.

You see, I think if we all just picked one thing to give a shit about one day a year, it would free us up to go back to not giving a shit about anything the rest of the year -without having a guilty conscious.

It really doesn’t matter what you decide to give a shit about, just anything will do. Just pick something and care about it for one full day. You’ll be surprised how much better it will make you feel. You might even get to liking it and decide to give a shit about something 2 days a year!

Oh, and the reason we need to make it a National Holiday is so that we can all support each other for a day (it might take a lot of moral support for some of us to give a shit). –Besides, who wouldn’t like another 3-day weekend off with pay?

Okay, you on board with the idea? 

Let’s form a “Give-a-Shit Steering Committee” to get out the necessary petitions and send them to Congress (who won't give a shit unless we get a lot of signatures). 

If you’d like to serve on the Committee or donate some time just send us an email at  

-If you’d like to donate money, send cash to me. Just email me directly and I’ll let you know where to send it.

Live Long and Prosper...

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