Saturday, May 13, 2017

Why Jesus was...

My Cajun friend's theory is that Jesus was a Cajun:

   1. He liked to serve fish to his friends.
   2. He could make his own wine.
   3. And he wasn't afraid of water.

My black friend had 3 reasons why Jesus was Black:

   1. He called everyone "brother."
   2. He liked Gospel.
   3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

My Jewish friend had 3 arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

   1. He went into His Father's business.
   2. He lived at home until he was 33.
   3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

My Italian friend was sure that Jesus was Italian:

   1. He talked with his hands.
   2. He had wine with every meal.
   3. He used olive oil.

My California friends also had 3 good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

   1. He never cut his hair.
   2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
   3. He started a new religion.

My Irish friend then gave his 3  arguments that Jesus was Irish:

   1. He never got married.
   2. He was always telling stories.
   3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all is that Jesus was a woman:

   1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
   2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
   3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work to do.

Today's Reflection:
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that.

Live Long and Prosper....

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