Women Cause Earthquakes

An Iranian cleric, Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi, was addressing a group of worshipers in Tehran when he announced: “Many women who dress inappropriately…cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes. Calamities are the result of people’s deeds. We have no way but to conform to Islam to ward off dangers.”

The Islamic law in Iran requires women to cover themselves entirely. Apparently many younger women have been pulling back their scarves to uncover their hair and have also been wearing tight coats. This is, of course, the reason for several resent deadly earthquakes in Iran. The fact that the country sits on several fault lines is pure coincidence. This unseemly behavior by women in public must also be what has been causing California to have earthquakes all these years.

This story would be amusing if it were not so frightening. It makes you stop and ask “Hey, Mr. Obama, do you really want these guys to get their hands on nuclear weapons and long range missiles?” “Do you really think a policy of “containment” is a good idea?” Personally, is scares the crap out of me…..

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