Monday, June 16, 2014

Top 10 reasons the Candidate is not qualified

10. Promises to improve foreign relations with

9. Runs a series of attack ads against Martin
Sheen's character on "The West Wing."

8. His #1 choice to work on his cabinet is "That
Bob Vila guy."

7. Outstanding record as Senator from Illinois
nullified by the fact that no one really cares.

6. Got his law degree by bribing
Sally Struthers with a chocolate donut.

5. Anybody mentions Washington, he asks, "The state
or the DC thingie?"

4. At the debates, answers every question with an
 to the previous question.

3. Vows to put an end to the war in Pokemon and
free the Pikachu refugees once and for all.

2. Says the Pledge of Allegiance as quickly as
possible, then shouts, "I win!"

..and the Number 1 sign your presidential candidate
Is under-qualified..

1. On the very first question of the debate, he
attempts to use a LIFELINE."

 Today's Reflection:
When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.


Live Long and Prosper...

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