Friday, August 15, 2014

How Many?

How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.

How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. That's a hardware problem.
One, but if he changes it, the whole building will probably fall down.

How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a software problem.
None. They just have Marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
That's not funny!

How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one since his/her hands are already in the air.

How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. God has predestined when the light will come on.

How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
CHANGE?? "But we NEVER change here!"

How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But for the light to continue, send in your donation,
thankyouverymuch!





Today's Reflection:
…A study shows 700 million people worldwide would like to switch countries –please let Nancy Pelosi be one of them

Live Long and Prosper...…

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