Then and Now

1979: Long hair
2014: Longing for hair

1979: KEG
2014: EKG

1979: Acid rock
2014: Acid reflux

1979: Moving to California because it's cool
2014: Moving to Arizona because it's warm

1979: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2014: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1979: Seeds and stems
2014: Roughage

1979: Hoping for a BMW
2014: Hoping for a BM

1979: Going to a new, hip joint
2014: Receiving a new hip joint

1979: Rolling Stones
2014: Kidney Stones

1979: Screw the system
2014: Upgrade the system

1979: Disco
2014: Costco

1979: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2014: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1979: Passing the drivers' test
2014: Passing the vision test

Today's Reflection:

Everybody lies.

-But it doesn't mater since nobody listens...

Live Long and Prosper...