The earthquake is now causing trouble for Japans banking industry.
Origami bank has folded.
Sumo bank has gone belly up.
Bonsai bank has cut back some of its branches.
Karoake bank has been put up for sale and is going for a song.
Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.
Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived
and 500 jobs at Karate Bank will be chopped
You've got the brain of a four-year old boy
--and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it...
Live Long and Prosper....