Homeless Man

A man was walking through a rather seedy section of town, when a bum walked up to him and asked the man for two dollars. 

The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"

The bum replied, "No. I don’t drink." 

Then the man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"

The bum said, "No. I don’t gamble." 

Then the man asked the bum, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"

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