The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb
and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take
you in, sir. You're obviously drunk"
The wasted wino asked, "Ociffer, are ya absolutely sure I'm
drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Obviously relieved, the wino said "That's a relief - I thought I was
a cripple."
Live Long and Prosper...
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