Friday, December 11, 2015

Things I learned from Santa






  • Encourage people to believe in you. 
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  •  Always remember who’s naughty and who’s nice.
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  • Don’t pout.
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  • It’s as much fun to give as it is to receive.
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  • Some days it’s ok to feel a little chubby.
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  • Make your presents known.
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  • Always ask for a little bit more than what you really want.
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  • Bright red can make anyone look good.
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  • Wear a wide belt and no-one will notice how many pounds you’ve gained.
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  • If you only show up once a year, everyone will think you’re very important. 
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  • Whenever you’re at a loss for words, say: “HO, HO, HO!”






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