Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Old Timer Sex

An old couple is in the village tavern enjoying a beer. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over sixty years ago? We went out behind the tavern and you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."

He says, "How about taking a stroll back there and doing it again for old time's sake?"

"Oh, Jim, you old devil, that's crazy. But, let's do it!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth hears their conversation, chuckles and says to himself, "I'd better keep an eye on them so there's no trouble."

The couple make their way to the back of the tavern and the officer follows them at a distance. The old lady lifts her skirt and leans against the fence. The old guy drops his trousers and begins making love to her.

It's the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen, a lot of action, moaning and screaming. They finally collapse, out of breath and panting on the ground. Finally, they struggle to their feet and straighten out their clothes.

The policeman is amazed at their vigorous activity at an old age and decides to ask them what their secret is. So, as they walk past him he says, "Excuse me, but you must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

The old man, still shaking, is barely able to reply, "Sixty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

Today's Reflection:
 Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy

Live Long and Prosper...

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