Monday, December 14, 2015

Office Holiday Memo



To: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season


Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council).

  • Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is discouraged.
  • Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden (it runs up an incredible long distance bill)
  • Work requests are not to be filed under “Bah humbug.”
  • Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma’s house.
  • All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25.
  • Egg nog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines.

In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday.



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